In the grand tradition of Gravity Falls, we’re taking a cue from Grunkle Stan and keeping this product description a wee bit cryptic. After all, the proprietor of the Mystery Shack wouldn’t dare reveal all of his secrets in a single breath. Instead, as part of the price of admission (i.e. pre-ordering this decadently vague musical recording), you, dear pre-purchaser, will be invited along on a journey through the unknown with iam8bit, Walt Disney Records, creator Alex Hirsch and composer Brad Breeck.

Occasionally, and with absolutely no warning, we’ll share glimpses of the album as it takes its final form, via the interwebs (ephemeral mail… err… e-mail; Twitter seances; etc.), giving you an inside look at what is bound to be the most profoundly definitive musical recording, frankly, ever. Seriously, this is a very special release, many years in the making, excruciatingly manicured by the impeccable duo of Hirsch and Breeck… and it will be unlike anything else you’ve ever played on a turntable. For now, place your pre-order, then sit back, relax and wonder why you just spent your hard-earned money on a thing you’ve never even seen.